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May the Gods of Amakna bless you, my son! What kind of miracle guided you to this modest but divine place?
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- You want to get married? It will certainly fill the heart of the Gods of Amakna with joy. To be linked by the sacred and INDESTRUCTIBLE bonds of marriage, you will both have to appear dressed for the occasion and in possession of the wedding rings. I will celebrate your union after the exchange of the rings, YOU WILL BE FOREVER LINKED. Such is the will of our Gods.
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- You're wrong! Death, when provoked or simulated, CANNOT break off the indestructible bounds of marriage! Oh... You weren't talking about that?...
Regarding the funerals, the management doesn't take care of anything. In fact, once dead you will have to go to the cemetery and find a grave for yourself. God buries those who bury themselves...
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- What? How is this possible? Why would you want to break the eternal, sacred bond of marriage? I hope you have a good reason.
- My husband had a very bad breath
- My husband has been captured by Kanniballs on Moon
- I fell in love with my Bow Meow
- My husband prefers his mount to his wife
- What a pity... But I do understand how you feel. A long time ago, I went through the same thing. By the way, I forgot to tell you the good news. I am in the middle of some important repairs to my church... Now, I don't like to do this, but before I can annul your marriage and declare your divorce, well, maybe you could help... How about a modest 10,000 Kamas for a new cassock, 15,000 Kamas to redo all the church windows, 5,000 Kamas to take care of my beard, and 20,000 Kamas to buy a few drops of communion wine... All together, I would need 50,000 Kamas. Bless you!!!
- Give 50,000 Kamas and accept the divorce
- I now declare you free... divorced, I now declare you divorced.
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- You'll never pay such an amount of money to divorce.
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