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NPC Details
Area Astrub
Deni Hoobe
Location Astrub City
Coords [4,-21]
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Options Talk

Deni Hoobe is an NPC.

Talk[]

Dialog

HELLO! Can you give me a few Kamas please?

Another time perhaps.
You wouldn't have some equipment for me, would you? Even a Piwi thing, anything at all. Unless it's blue. I hate blue. Blue is ugly. I want something red... or maybe pink. Even purple will do. Or something better still...
No.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* What is he going on about?
I'm praying to the goddess Eniripsa to shine her mercy down upon me. That way, I'll be able to heal my friends and devastate my enemies. Maybe I could do the opposite... hehe, wouldn't that be a hoot.
Well, you're a bit of a drag.
I learn lots of things just listening to people talking by the Zaap. They talk about their exploits, how they've vanquished mythical creatures or discovered immense riches. They prance around with all their super duper equipment, sometimes attack people, but always in good spirit. The craziest thing is their respect for other folk. Have I already told you about their respect for other folk? No? Well let me tell you how much they respect other folk.
Don't you get the impression you're repeating yourself?
I'd watch out if I were you - you really shouldn't stray too far outside Astrub... it's far too dangerous.
You're a beginner... right?
Hey, listen, you couldn't spare a few Kamas by any chance, could you? I just need to get into my bank. I'm the richest Eniripsa in Astrub, but I left all my wealth in the bank, so I can't get to it.
Should have thought of that earlier.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
No.
Incarnam is the best place to get some experience under your belt. I really don't know why most souls end up leaving that paradise on earth...
Tell him he's right.
Take my advice: find a Gobball set and never let it go.
Tell him he's wrong.
Thanks for warning me.
Take my advice: find a Gobball set and never let it go.
Yes, you just did it.
You know what? I've excellent telepathic powers. I can project my thoughts around me, and it seems as if I was talking normally, except that the sound is only in the peoples' heads. I can prove it if you don't believe me. Watch this...
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
See, it works perfectly.
Wow, how did you do that?
I believe that Xelor gives too many powers to his discples and that Fecas are just useless, even though no one in Amakna dares to tell them so.
I didn't see a thing.
What's your name?
Hey, I asked what your name is. Why won't you tell me?
Ignore him.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
*Thinks* I'm the greatest.
Be discreet.
I learn lots of things just listening to people talking by the Zaap. They talk about their exploits, how they've vanquished mythical creatures or discovered immense riches. They prance around with all their super duper equipment, sometimes attack people, but always in good spirit. The craziest thing is their respect for other folk. Have I already told you about their respect for other folk? No? Well let me tell you how much they respect other folk.
Hilarious, actually.
*Thinking* I think so hard that people around me can read my mind.
*Thinks* He's not the greatest, I am.
I believe that Xelor gives too many powers to his discples and that Fecas are just useless, even though no one in Amakna dares to tell them so.
Totally agree.
I learn lots of things just listening to people talking by the Zaap. They talk about their exploits, how they've vanquished mythical creatures or discovered immense riches. They prance around with all their super duper equipment, sometimes attack people, but always in good spirit. The craziest thing is their respect for other folk. Have I already told you about their respect for other folk? No? Well let me tell you how much they respect other folk.
I don't agree.
Take my advice: find a Gobball set and never let it go.
Good idea.
*Thinking* I think so hard that people around me can read my mind.
Wait until he speaks.
You know what? I've excellent telepathic powers. I can project my thoughts around me, and it seems as if I was talking normally, except that the sound is only in the peoples' heads. I can prove it if you don't believe me. Watch this...
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
*Thinks* I'll buy every drop of Vampire blood you have, 1 Kama per unit. I'll buy it all.
See, it works perfectly.
What?
You know the best part? I found out that someone had his identity stolen by a friend of his, and he never knew a thing. Can you imagine? Your friend robbing you, it's crazy! You know what, now that I think of it, it's probably a little too crazy to be true. How could you steal someone's identity, especially from a friend of yours! You have your identity, I've mine, we can't just switch between the two! It's really, really crazy.
But of course.
Do you know what Dofus actually means? I always ask myself. More and more people have been talking about them and I've heard some people say that they have a few, so I figured they must be collectible, kind of like stamps or Gobbowl cards. What do you think? Do you know what Dofus means? I'm still wondering... especially since so many people are talking about it.
A Dofus is a big, bearded gentleman.
You know the best part? I found out that someone had his identity stolen by a friend of his, and he never knew a thing. Can you imagine? Your friend robbing you, it's crazy! You know what, now that I think of it, it's probably a little too crazy to be true. How could you steal someone's identity, especially from a friend of yours! You have your identity, I've mine, we can't just switch between the two! It's really, really crazy.
Yes, very crazy.
Last night, I came across a Gobball that had a broken leg. I healed it until it was able to make it back to my house on its own. Then my friends and I cooked him for dinner. That's what I call healing.
It's hideous!
Why did your soul decide to come back as a woman? How do you know that it wasn't in a man's body until now?
Are you related to Djaycy, by any chance?
You wouldn't have some equipment for me, would you? Even a Piwi thing, anything at all. Unless it's blue. I hate blue. Blue is ugly. I want something red... or maybe pink. Even purple will do. Or something better still...
How do I know you have a brain?
Incarnam is the best place to get some experience under your belt. I really don't know why most souls end up leaving that paradise on earth...
Was it good?
What's your name?
Hey, I asked what your name is. Why won't you tell me?
Do you have an asprin?
I believe that Xelor gives too many powers to his discples and that Fecas are just useless, even though no one in Amakna dares to tell them so.
Keep asking yourself.
You wouldn't know an experienced adventurer who could take me with him to the dungeons would you?
Beat a few Tofus up.
You wouldn't know an experienced adventurer who could take me with him to the dungeons would you?
No.
I believe that Xelor gives too many powers to his discples and that Fecas are just useless, even though no one in Amakna dares to tell them so.
Yes, me.
I'd watch out if I were you - you really shouldn't stray too far outside Astrub... it's far too dangerous.
No.
Hey, listen, you couldn't spare a few Kamas by any chance, could you? I just need to get into my bank. I'm the richest Eniripsa in Astrub, but I left all my wealth in the bank, so I can't get to it.
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