Hello! I'm the sports rep from Charlie's Agents. Do you like physical exertion? You're in luck! I'm trying to promote a new sport. I call it Kwakbowl. It's a bit like Gobbowl, but it uses Kwak Eggs instead of a Gobbowl ball. Its oval form is better suited to... What? Behind me? Ah, that's just a nest of Kwaks! That's where I get my eggs from, but I can't let you enter without clearance. Go and ask at Charlie's Agents for more information.
Hello! I'm the sports rep from Charlie's Angels. Are you here on behalf of Charlie Endstown-Smisse? Great! I've had an idea for a new sport that I'd like to tell you about! It's kind of based on Gobbowl. I've called it Kwakbowl. The rules are the same, but it's played with a Kwak Egg instead of a Gob... What? You're not interested? You're just here to see the Kwaks? Fair enough! No one's allowed in without the key, though, OK, so I hope you've got one. Just to be on the safe side, bring some backup so you can hit in every element, that way you won't get any nasty surprises.