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Quest Summary
StartingTalk to Death Bridge Keeper at [-56,0]
Other prerequisitesNone
Recommended level80
Total rewardsLevel-Based XP
Items required
(not provided by quest)

The Death Bridge Keeper is a quest.


Talk to Death Bridge Keeper at [-56,0].


I'm the Death Bridge Keeper.
Answer my questions right if you want to cross this bridge, or else you shall die.


Step 1: Answer the QuestionnaireEdit

The Death Bridge Keeper demands that you answer his questions properly.
  • Answer properly

What's your favourite colour?

I like another colour.
Prespic Orange
Greedovore Green
Kralove Pink
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Choose ANYTHING BUT “I like another colour.”

What gender is the person who's neither your brother nor your sister but still is your parents' child?

I don't know, I've never looked.
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The gender of your character

Can you cross your arms?

It depends on how much Zaaps cost.
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Yes or No, depending on whether you have the Cross Arms emote

Let's say that you can equip a perfect Gobball Belt on top of the belt you're wearing now... How many Mojeeto Corals could you carry in all your equipment without having to give up any of your items? You seem to be quite bad at mental arithmetic, so I'm going to give you a hand and suggest 5 different answers. Choose the answer you believe to be closest to the truth. Be careful! There's a trick! Don't forget to divide the captain's age by the number of gold, and then by the air constant and add 12.

100 Mojeeto Corals.
200 Mojeeto Corals.
400 Mojeeto Corals.
600 Mojeeto Corals.
458795² Mojeeto Corals.
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Calculate the amount of free pods you have, add 500, then divide by 5. Choose the answer that is lower than or equal to your result.)

What colour is William Lowson's white Dragoturkey?

Red and yellow spotted, just like her socks.
I'm not saying anything until my lawyer gets here.
William Lowson never passed his Dragoturkey driving licence.
Hold on, I'm calling a friend.
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And now, here comes the last and most important question: how many Traumatised Kokokonuts can a Crow carry if it has 5 times less strength than you, but which has a Bherb Belt and a bag made of Pikoko hair improved by a costumagus?

42 Traumatised Kokonuts
148 Traumatised Kokonuts
541 Traumatised Kokonuts
Listen dude, I'm the one being Traumatised with your nutty questions.
A regular Crow or a Baby Crowdzilla?
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A regular Crow or a Baby Crowdzilla?

Ahem... I don't know... I... I don't know the answer to that question! You got me. I've lost at my own game. I'm a joke. I'm even stupider than you. I didn't think it was possible. Please... Please don't tell anyone that you defeated the Death Bridge Keeper and his questions, I'm begging you...
I'll let you cross the bridge whenever you wish.

Cross the Bridge


  • Level-Based XP


This is a reference to the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where the knights of Camelot have to answer the Bridgekeeper's three questions to cross the "Bridge of Death".