I'm the Death Bridge Keeper. Answer my questions right if you want to cross this bridge, or else you shall die.
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Step 1: Answer the Questionnaire
The Death Bridge Keeper demands that you answer his questions properly.
Answer properly
Dialog
What's your favourite colour?
I like another colour.
Prespic Orange
Greedovore Green
Kralove Pink
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→ Choose ANYTHING BUT “I like another colour.”
Dialog
What gender is the person who's neither your brother nor your sister but still is your parents' child?
Feminine
Masculine
I don't know, I've never looked.
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→ The gender of your character
Dialog
Can you cross your arms?
Yes
No
It depends on how much Zaaps cost.
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→ Yes or No, depending on whether you have the Cross Arms emote
Dialog
Let's say that you can equip a perfect Gobball Belt on top of the belt you're wearing now... How many Mojeeto Corals could you carry in all your equipment without having to give up any of your items? You seem to be quite bad at mental arithmetic, so I'm going to give you a hand and suggest 5 different answers. Choose the answer you believe to be closest to the truth. Be careful! There's a trick! Don't forget to divide the captain's age by the number of gold, and then by the air constant and add 12.
50 Mojeeto Corals.
100 Mojeeto Corals.
200 Mojeeto Corals.
300 Mojeeto Corals.
458795² Mojeeto Corals.
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→ Calculate the amount of free pods you have, add 500, then divide by 10. Choose the answer that is closest to your result.
Dialog
What colour is William Lowson's white Dragoturkey?
Red and yellow spotted, just like her socks.
I'm not saying anything until my lawyer gets here.
William Lowson never passed his Dragoturkey driving licence.
Hold on, I'm calling a friend.
White
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→ White
Dialog
And now, here comes the last and most important question: how many Traumatised Kokokonuts can a Crow carry if it has 5 times less strength than you, but which has a Bherb Belt and a bag made of Pikoko hair improved by a costumagus?
42 Traumatised Kokonuts
148 Traumatised Kokonuts
541 Traumatised Kokonuts
Listen dude, I'm the one being Traumatised with your nutty questions.
A regular Crow or a Baby Crowdzilla?
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→ A regular Crow or a Baby Crowdzilla?
Dialog
Ahem... I don't know... I... I don't know the answer to that question! You got me. I've lost at my own game. I'm a joke. I'm even stupider than you. I didn't think it was possible. Please... Please don't tell anyone that you defeated the Death Bridge Keeper and his questions, I'm begging you... I'll let you cross the bridge whenever you wish.
Cross the Bridge
Trivia
This is a reference to the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where the knights of Camelot have to answer the Bridgekeeper's three questions to cross the "Bridge of Death".
